How Homer's Enemy should have endedGrimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is insane. Insane, I tell you! (screams; runs out of the auditorium, and into an equipment room) I can be lazy too! (takes his tie off, and moons one of the technicians) Look at me! Hi, I'm a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! Give me a promotion! (waddles into the break room like a penguin, cross-eyed, and grabs two donuts from the box) Ooh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds! (eats in an exaggeratedly slobbish fashion; heads into a bathroom; from the bathroom) I'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise! (emerges from the bathroom and waves his hands in Homer's face) Now I'm returning to work without washing my hands. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson! (runs to Homer's work station and spins around in the chair) I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me. (slapping his forehead) D’oh, d’oh, d’oh!
Homer: Hey, you okay, Grimey?
Grimes: I'm better than okay.